TANK
UNIT ECONOMICS
CAC Payback: 22mo
Burn Multiplier: 2.8x (High)
CHURN & COHORT
Net Revenue Retention
92% NRR · Enterprise churn risk
DEFENSIVE MOAT
TAM Calculation
$1.2B bottom-up vs $40B top-down
Who wouldn't want
a stress-test like this?!
a stress-test like this?!
RETENTION HOOK
Daily Active Ratio
DAU/MAU 18% · Weak habit loop
ONE PITCH. FOUR INVESTORS. ZERO BULLSHIT.Your Pitch,
Your Pitch,
Handled.
A relentless, real-world investor simulation. No soft feedback. No polite passes. No hassles, and no more stepping into partner meetings hoping for the best.